Dr. S. (Very formal and dignified.) I coincide, sir. It is highly irregular, I might add, perhaps, unprecedented. Had I the pleasure of the acquaintance of your opponent—
Topp. (Bowing low.) I beg your pardon! I forget you were not acquainted! Mr. Tick, I have the pleasure of introducing Dr. Short. Dr. Short, Mr. Tick. Mr. Tick, Dr. Short. (They bow.)
Dr. Short. (Judicially and with great dignity.) I think I may lay it down as an axiom of the code that one gentleman may—I say may—stand at all times for any other gentleman. Now, the fact that the gentleman’s second is absent looking for a surgeon must be considered a valid reason for delay and consequently may—I say advisedly may—allow slight alterations of previous plans. My decision, then, is that your humble servant might with absolute propriety—I say might advisedly—stand temporarily for the absent second of Mr. Tick. (Bows to Tick.) I am at your service, sir. I consent, to satisfy honor.
Spratt. Very well, then let’s step thirty paces! (Business of measuring.)
Tick. (Chuckles aside.) That’s a safe distance.
Spratt. Now for choice of position. Heads or tails? (Produces coin.)
Dr. Short. (Solemnly.) Heads.
Spratt. (Tossing.) Heads it is!
Short. (Tosses.) Tails!
Spratt. (Tossing.) Heads it is! Your man gets the advantage of the light. (To Tick.) Let us examine your weapons. Are they loaded?