When an Airman Grows Too Old to Fly

THE KINK

By Thomson Burtis

Finley strode to the desk of the operations clerk in the flying office and inquired with a sunny Irish smile—

“Well, what old hulk do I haul around the field for flying time today?”

The grizzled old sergeant’s eyes dropped, and he seemed to mumble his words in embarrassment as he pawed for a slip.

“The Larkin, sir!”

“What?” exploded Finley. “That superannuated old wreck? What the ——, sergeant, what the ——? For the last month I’ve been trying to get my paws on a good ship and all I get are crates that should be in a museum! ——, I’m sick of—”

“Oh, well, it isn’t your fault.”