AN EPILOGUE TO HAMLET, PERFORMED BY AMATEURS.

SCENE: Elsinore—a platform before the castle (on an improvised stage). Inky darkness. Shade of Hamlet (solus).

Shade of Hamlet: Oh, did you see him, did you see the knave,

The spindle-shanked, low-browed, and cock-eyed

Clerk to an attorney, play at Hamlet,

Dream-souled Hamlet, wearing an eyeglass?

Oh, it was horrible.

(Enter Shade of Laertes.)

Shade of Laertes: What's the matter with Hamlet?

S. of H.: He's not all right.