With verses, soft as music of the spheres.

‘Verses!—alas! his lordship seldom reads:

Pedants indeed with learning stuff their heads;

But my good lord, as all the world can tell,

Reads not even tradesmen’s bills, and scorns to spell.

But trust your lays with me—some things I’ve read,

Was born a poet, tho’ no poet bred:

And if I find they’ll bear my nicer view,

I’ll recommend your poetry—and you.’

Shock’d at his civil impudence, I start,