I’ll henceforth dedicate my time,

And if again I write in rhyme,

’Twill be a shrewd severe lampoon

On country wives who fly to town,

And leave their dairy and relations,

To curl their hair and follow fashions:

Or else an acrimonious satire

On matrons who, in spite of Nature,

With common useful duties quarrel,

To plant in vain the barren laurel.