To own a hand-sled, or to build a bonfire;

But reached one conclusion by various routes—

He could have better fun with a new pair of boots.

He thought how the old pair, when shiny and whole.

Had squeaked in a way that delighted his soul,

And remembrance grew sad as he strutted around

And tried hard, but vainly, to waken that sound.

The day before Christmas brought trouble for Joe,

A thousand times worse. 'Twas a terrible blow

To hear that old Santa Claus, god of his dreams.