Which bleats articulate monotony,

And indicates that two and one are three,

That grass is green, lakes damp, and mountains steep:

And, Wordsworth, both are thine: at certain times

Forth from the heart of thy melodious rhymes,

The form and pressure of high thoughts will burst:

At other times—good Lord! I'd rather be

Quite unacquainted with the ABC

Than write such hopeless rubbish as thy worst.

SINCERE FLATTERY OF R. B.