And the housemaid his hand would have taken,

But his hand, like his passion, was too hot to hold,

And she soon let it go, but her new ring of gold

All melted, like butter or bacon!

Oh! then she look'd sour, and indeed well she might,

For Vinegar Yard was before her;

But, spite of her shrieks, the ignipotent knight,

Enrobing the maid in a flame of gas light,

To the skies in a sky-rocket bore her.

Look! look! 'tis the Ale King, so stately and starch,