And chop and change ribs, à-la-mode Germanorum,

And high diddle ho diddle, pop tweedle dee.

To keep up her dignity no longer rich enough,

Where was her plate?—why, 'twas laid on the shelf;

Her land fuller's earth, and her great riches kitchen-stuff—

Dressing the dinner instead of herself.

No longer permitted in diamonds to sparkle,

Now plain Mrs. Haller, of servants the dread,

With a heart full of grief, and a pan full of charcoal,

She lighted the company up to their bed.