At dinner fair Adelaide brought up a chicken—

A bird that she never had met with before;

But, seeing him, scream'd, and was carried off kicking.

And he bang'd his nob 'gainst the opposite door.

To finish my tale without roundaboutation,

Young master and missee besieged their papa;

They sung a quartetto in grand blubberation—

The Stranger cried, Oh! Mrs. Haller cried, Ah!

Though pathos and sentiment largely are dealt in,

I have no good moral to give in exchange;