His apron was hanging before,

But the tail of his coat was behind, sir.

A lady, so painted and smart,

Cried, Sir, I've exhausted my stock o' late;

I've got nothing left but a groat—

Could you give me four penn'orth of chocolate?

Rum ti, &c.

Her face was rouged up to the eyes,

Which made her look prouder and prouder;

His hair stood on end with surprise,