Vex'd with dull megrim, or vertigo light;

Pleas'd round the fair Three dawdling doctors stand,

Wave the white wig, and stretch the asking hand,

State the grave doubt, the nauseous draught decree,

And all receive, tho' none deserve, a fee.

So down thy hill, romantic Ashbourn, glides

The Derby dilly, carrying Three Insides.

One in each corner sits, and lolls at ease,

With folded arms, propt back, and outstretch'd knees;

While the press'd Bodkin, punch'd and squeez'd to death,