We raised him, and sigh'd at the thought that his head

Would 'consumedly ache' on the morrow.

We bore him home, and we put him to bed,

And we told his wife and his daughter

To give him, next morning, a couple of red

Herrings, with soda-water.

Loudly they talk'd of his money that's gone,

And his Lady began to upbraid him;

But little he reck'd, so they let him snore on

'Neath the counterpane just as we laid him.