Huldah, or you've changed your mind.

'Me you snub for trapping varmints,

Yet you take the skins for garments:

Since you wear the skunk and mink,

There's no harm in me, I think.'

'Well,' she said, 'we will not quarrel,

Hiram: I accept the moral,

Now the fashion's so, I guess

I can't hardly do no less.'

Thus the trouble all was over