Then your china-bowl we'll well array.

When the time arrives chip choicest chives,

And administer quietly chili and capsicum...

(Young girls do not quite know what 's what

Till as a Poet into their laps I come).

Then a lobster fresh as fresh can be

(When it screams in the pot I feel a murderer);

After which I fancy we

Shall want a few bottles of Heidsieck or Roederer.

(TENNYSON)