Grimes. Here comes your Rivall, Mr. Thorowgood,—Alexander the Great, her Ladishipps loving Steward.
Bon. But does he affect the lady; what's his character?
Grimes. He was by trade a taylor, sir, and is the tenth part of the bumbast that goes to the setting forth of a man: his dealing consists not much in weight but in the weight of his pressing Iron, under whose tyranny you shall perceave no small shrinking.
Tho. Well said, Grimes. On!
Grimes. He has alterd himselfe out of his owne cutt since he was steward; yet, if you saw him in my ladyes Chamber you would take him for some usher of a dancing schoole, as being aptest in sight for a crosse cap.
Tho. Excellent Grimes still!
Grimes. By his cloathes you might deeme him a knight; but yet if you uncase him, you will find his sattin dublett naught but fore sleaves & brest, the back part buckram; his cloake and cape of two sorts; his roses and garters of my ladyes old Cypres: to conclude, sir, he is an ambodexter or a Jack-of-all-sides & will needs mend that which Nature made: he takes much upon him since the old Knight dyed, and does fully intend to run to hell[58] for the lady: he hates all wines and strong drinks—mary, tis but in publique, for in private he will be drunke, no tinker like him.
Bon. Peace, sirrah; observe.
Lov. So, let me see the summa totalis of my sweet ladies perfections.
Grimes. Good, he has her in whole already.