And she who caught Pneumonia instead,

Will both be Underground in Fifty Years,

And Prudence pays no Premium to the dead.

Th' exclusive Style you set your heart upon

Gets to the Bargain counters—and anon

Like monograms on a Saleslady's tie

Cheers but a moment—soon for you 'tis gone.

Think, on the sad Four Hundred's gilded halls,

Whose endless Leisure ev'n themselves appalls,

How Ping-pong raged so high—then faded out