AFTER SOUTHEY
THE OLD MAN'S COLD AND HOW
HE GOT IT
(By Northey-Southey-Eastey-Westey)
"YOU are cold, Father William," the young man cried,
"You shake and you shiver, I say;
You've a cold, Father William, your nose it is red,
Now tell me the reason, I pray."
"In the days of my youth," Father William replied—
(He was a dissembling old man)
"I put lumps of ice in my grandpapa's boots,