"Come, you shouldn't go on in this way;

You are funny, but still you've a frightful bad cold—

Now tell me the reason, I pray."

"I am cold, then, dear youth," Father William replied;

"I've a cold, my impertinent son,

Because for some weeks my coals have been bought

At forty-eight shillings a ton!"

FATHER WILLIAM

"YOU are old, Father William," the young man said,

"And your hair has become very white;