But, when a pretty phrase it knew,

'Twas sure to give some friend a nip.

I never trained a collie hound

To be affectionate and mild,

But, when I thought a prize I'd found,

'Twas sure to bite my youngest child.

I never kept a tabby kit

To cheer my leisure with its tricks,

But, when we all grew fond of it,

'Twas sure to catch the neighbor's chicks.