But now she snaps if you don't mind;

'Twere lunacy to love her now.

I used to think, should e'er mishap

Betide my crumple-visaged Ti,

In shape of prowling thief, or trap,

Or coarse bull-terrier—I should die.

But ah! disasters have their use,

And life might e'en be too sunshiny;

Nor would I make myself a goose,

If some big dog should swallow Tiny.