A patient stood in a cold wet sheet—

A Grindrod's patent shroud.

Wet, wet, wet,

In douche and spray and sleet,

And still, with a voice I shall never forget,

He sang the song of the sheet.

"Drip, drip, drip,

Dashing, and splashing, and dipping;

And drip, drip, drip,

Till your fat all melts to dripping.