You're doomed by hydropathic laws

To be packed in cold water rags;

Rolled up on bed or on floor,

Or sweated to death in a chair;

But my chairman's rank—my shadow I'd thank

For taking my place in there.

"Slop, slop, slop,

Never a moment of time;

Slop, slop, slop,

Slackened like mason's lime.