A Drum that's big enough to make a Row;

A Toy Fire-Engine, and a squeaking Doll,

Oh, Life were Pandemonium enow.

Come, fill the Cup, then quickly on the floor

Your portion of the Porridge gaily pour.

The Nurse will Spank you, and she'll be discharged,—

Ah, but of Nurses there be Plenty more.

Yes, I can do it! Now, if but my Purse

Some kindly Editor will reimburse,

I'll write a Baby's Omar; for I'm sure