"Ink and paper, dead and done with; Doxey spent what Doxey earned;

Poems doubtless are immortal where a poem can be discerned!"

How his face will go to ashes, when he feels his empty purse!

How he'll wish his vogue were greater,—plume himself it is no worse;

Then go bother the dear public with his puny little verse!

Don't I know how he will pose it, patronize our larger time:

"Poor old Browning; little Kipling; what attempts they made to rhyme!"

Just let me have half an hour with that nincompoop sublime!

I will haunt him like a purpose, I will ghost him like a fear;

When he least expects my presence, I'll be mumbling in his ear: