As I have oft seen done at fancy fairs,

I had as lief a huckster sold my wares,

Avoid all so-called beautifying, dear.

Oh! it offends me to the soul to hear

The things that men among themselves will say

Of some soi-disant “beauty of the day,"

Whose face, when she with cosmetics has cloyed it,

Out-Rachels Rachel! pray you, girls, avoid it.

Neither be you too tame—but, ere you go,

Provide yourselves with sprigs of mistletoe;