A haughty old Don from Oporto came;
Sing, hey! new carrots and nails!
The Duke of Gorgonzola, his famous name,
Oh, the lusciously-scented gales!
Lord Stilton belonged to a mighty line!
Sing, hey! salt herrings and stones!
He was "Blue" as chine—his taste divine!
Oh, the sweetness of dulcet tones.
Came stout Double Glo'ster—a man and wife,
Sing, hey! post pillars and pies!