Yet so you leave us Gunga Din's salaam,
So you incarnate Mulvaney on a spree;
Mr. Kipling, sir, we do not "care a damn"
For the comments you may make on such as we!
Then here's to you, Mr. Kipling, and Columbia avers
You're a poor, benighted Briton, but the Prince of Raconteurs.
You may scathe us, and may leave us; still in our hearts will stay
The man who made Mulvaney and the road to Mandalay.
E. P. C.