Thou, for whose fear the figurative crow

I eat, accursed be thou and all thy kin!

Thee will I show up—yea, up will I show

Thy too thick buckwheats, and thy tea too thin

Ay! here I dare thee, ready for the fray!

Thou dost not keep a first-class house, I say!

It does not with the advertisements agree.

Thou lodgest a Briton with a pugaree,

And thou hast harbored Jacobses and Cohns,

Also a Mulligan. Thus denounce I thee!