“Oh, husband! full of love and tenderness!

What is the cause that you so jealously

Pick out the lean for me. I like it not!

Nay, loathe it—'tis on the fat that I would feast;

O me, I fear you do not like my taste!"

Then he, dropping his horny-handled carving knife,

Sprinkling therewith the gravy o'er her gown,

Answer'd, amazed: “What! you like fat, my wife!

And never told me. Oh, this is not kind!

Think what your reticence has wrought for us;