A Parody Anthology

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INDEX OF TITLES

Aesthere to the Rose, The	Punch	[40]
After Browning		[194]
Amateur Flute, The		[140]
American, One of the Roughs, A Kosmos, An		[219]
Ancient Mariner, The		[61]
Angelo Orders His Dinner	Bayard Taylor	[205]
Annabel Lee	Stanley Huntley	[147]
Answer to Master Wither's Song, "Shall I, Wasting in Despair?"	Ben Jonson	[25]
Atalanta in Camden-Town	Lewis Carroll	[270]
At the Sign of the Cock	Owen Seaman	[248]
Baby's Omar, The	Carolyn Wells	[12]
Bachelor's Soliloquy, The		[17]
Ballad	Charles S. Calverley	[253]
Ballad, A	Guy Wetmore Carryl	[307]
Ballade of Ballade-Mongers, A	Augustus M. Moore	[322]
Bat, The	Lewis Carroll	[82]
Bather's Dirge, The	Tennyson Minor	[155]
Beautiful Snow		[324]
Bed During Exams	Clara Warren Vail	[298]
Behold the Deeds!	H. C. Bunner	[319]
Bells, The	Judy	[148]
Birds and the Pheasant, The	Punch	[131]
Biter Bit, The	William Aytoun	[161]
Bo-Peep	Anthony C. Deane	[294]
Boston Nursery Rhymes	Rev. Joseph Cook	[32]
Burial of the Bachelor, The		[88]
By the Sea	Bayard Taylor	[203]
Camerados	Bayard Taylor	[220]
Cannibal Flea, The	Tom Hood, Jr.	[145]
Cantelope, The	Bayard Taylor	[243]
Christmas Wail, A		[252]
Cimabuella	Bayard Taylor	[255]
Cock and the Bull, The	Charles S. Calverley	[195]
Cockney Enigma on the Letter H	Horace Mayhew	[49]
Commonplaces	Rudyard Kipling	[97]
Crocodile, The	Lewis Carroll	[43]
Cult of the Celtic, The	Anthony C. Deane	[317]
Culture in the Slums	W. E. Henley	[322]
Desolation	Tom Masson	[130]
De Tea Fabula	A. T. Quiller-Couch	[289]
Disaster	Charles S. Calverley	[79]
Domicile of John, The	A. Pope	[34]
Dreary Song, A	Shirley Brooks	[20]
Elderly Gentleman, The	George Canning	[328]
Estunt the Griff	Rudyard Kipling	[235]
Excelsior		[124]
Father William	Lewis Carroll	[67]
Flight of the Bucket, The	Rudyard Kipling	[206]
Foam and Fangs	Walter Parke	[278]
Fragment in Imitation of Wordsworth	C. M. Fanshawe	[52]
Fuzzy Wuzzy Leaves us	E. P. C.	[305]
Gaelic Speech; or "Auld Lang Syne" Done Up in Tartan		[45]
Gillian		[268]
Goblin Goose, The	Punch	[150]
Godiva	Oliver Herford	[177]
Golfer's Rubaiyat, The	H. W. Boynton	[3]
Grievance, A	J. K. Stephen	[85]
Gwendoline	Bayard Taylor	[118]
Hadramaut	Bayard Taylor	[233]
Heathen Pass-ee, The	A. C. Hilton	[286]
Higher		[120]
Higher Pantheism in a Nutshell, The	Algernon C. Swinburne	[180]
Hiram Hover	Bayard Taylor	[133]
Horse and His Master, The	Philip F. Allen	[136]
Home Sweet Home with Variations	Henry C. Bunner	[334]
Home Truths from Abroad		[193]
House that Jack Built, The	Samuel T. Coleridge	[31]
How Often	Ben King	[129]
Idyll of Phatte and Leene, An		[29]
If!	Mortimer Collins	[274]
If I Should Die To-Night	Ben King	[331]
Imitation	Henry C. Bunner	[96]
Imitation of Robert Browning	J. K. Stephen	[210]
Imitation of Walt Whitman	Judy	[221]
Imitation of Walt Whitman	J. K. Stephen	[224]
Imitation	Anthony C. Deane	[296]
In Immemoriam	Cuthbert Bede	[174]
In the Gloaming	Charles S. Calverley	[116]
I Remember, I Remember	Phœbe Cary	[101]
Jack and Jill	Anthony C. Deane	[309]
Jack and Jill	Charles Battell Loomis	[348]
Jacob	Phœbe Cary	[51]
Jam-Pot, The	Rudyard Kipling	[210]
Jane Smith	Rudyard Kipling	[54]
John Thompson's Daughter	Phœbe Cary	[73]
Lady Jane	A. T. Quiller-Couch	[69]
Last Cigar, The		[76]
Last Ride Together, The	J. K. Stephen	[212]
Laureate, The	William Aytoun	[163]
Laureate's Log, A	Punch	[178]
Laureate's Tourney, The	William Aytoun	[105]
Lay of Macaroni, The	Bayard Taylor	[284]
Lay of the Lovelorn, The	William Aytoun	[165]
Legend of Realism, The	Hilda Johnson	[313]
Lines Written ("By Request") for a Dinner of the Omar Khayyam Club	Owen Seaman	[10]
Little Jack Horner	Anthony C. Deane	[315]
Little Miss Muffet		[156]
Lobster Quadrille, The	Lewis Carroll	[114]
Lost Ape, The	J. W. G. W.	[245]
Lost Voice, The	A. H. S.	[244]
Lost Word, The	C. H. Webb	[246]
Love and Science		[153]
Lovers, and a Reflection	Charles S. Calverley	[259]
Love Song, A	Dean Swift	[331]
Lucy Lake	Newton Mackintosh	[57]
Maid of the Meerschaum, The	Rudyard Kipling	[275]
Manlet, The	Lewis Carroll	[272]
Man's Place in Nature		[191]
Marriage of Sir John Smith, The	Phœbe Cary	[91]
Mary and the Lamb	Frank D. Sherman	[37]
Maudle-in Ballad, A	Punch	[300]
Melton Mowbray Pork-Pie, A	Richard Le Gallienne	[278]
Modern Hiawatha, The		[120]
Modern Rubaiyat, The	Kate Masterson	[7]
Modern Versification on Ancient Themes	Elizabeth Cavazza	[346]
More Impressions	Oscuro Wildgoose	[299]
Musical Pitch, The		[158]
Mutton		[113]
My Foe		[46]
Nephelidia	A. C. Swinburne	[282]
Nettle, The	Bayard Taylor	[231]
New Arrival, The	George W. Cable	[72]
Newest Thing in Christmas Carols, The		[325]
New Version, The	W. J. Lampton	[138]
Not a Sou had he Got	R. Harris Barham	[89]
Nursery Rhymes à la Mode		[299]
Nursery Song in Pidgin English		[30]
Ode, An	Anthony C. Deane	[237]
Ode on a Jar of Pickles	Bayard Taylor	[94]
Ode to a London Fog		[239]
Of Friendship	Charles S. Calverley	[185]
Of Reading	Charles S. Calverley	[186]
Old Fashioned Fun	W. M. Thackeray	[333]
Old Man's Cold and How He Got It, The		[66]
Old Song by New Singers, An	A. C. Wilkie	[368]
Omar for Ladies, An	Josephine D. Bacon	[5]
Only Seven	Henry S. Leigh	[55]
On Wordsworth		[51]
Oyster-Crabs	Carolyn Wells	[41]
Poet and the Woodlouse, The	A. C. Swinburne	[224]
Poets at a House-Party	Carolyn Wells	[363]
Poets at Tea, The	Barry Pain	[359]
Poker		[18]
Portrait, A	John Keats	[15]
Poster Girl, The	Carolyn Wells	[257]
President Garfield		[240]
Prodigals, The		[292]
Promissory Note, The	Bayard Taylor	[143]
Propinquity Needed	Charles B. Loomis	[241]
Psalm of Life, A	Phœbe Cary	[127]
Quaeritur	Rudyard Kipling	[277]
Quite the Cheese	H. C. Waring	[302]
Recognition, The	William Sawyer	[180]
Rejected "National Hymns," The	Robert H. Newell	[352]
Remember	Judy	[263]
Rigid Body Sings	J. C. Maxwell	[48]
Rout of Belgravia, The	Jon Duan, 84
Samuel Brown	Phœbe Cary	[142]
Sarah's Halls	Judy	[80]
Self-Evident	J. R. Planché	[104]
Shrimp-Gatherers, The	Bayard Taylor	[261]
Sir Eggnogg	Bayard Taylor	[175]
Some Day	F. P. Doveton	[329]
Song	Oliver Herford	[27]
Song	James Whitcomb Riley	[22]
Song of a Heart, A	Oliver Herford	[33]
Song of Renunciation, A	Owen Seaman	[279]
Song of the Sheet		[98]
"Songs Without Words"	Robert J. Burdette	[327]
Staccato to O Le Lupe, A	Bliss Carman	[200]
Striking	Charles S. Calverley	[64]
Tale of Lord Lovell, The		[326]
Tea, The	Tom Hood, Jr.	[82]
"The Day is Done"	Phœbe Cary	[126]
Theme with Variations, A	Barry Pain	[356]
"There's a Bower of Bean-Vines"	Phœbe Cary	[78]
Three Blessings		[41]
Three Little Fishers	Frank H. Stauffer	[229]
Three Mice, The	Anthony C. Deane	[304]
Three Poets, The	Lilian Whiting	[230]
Thyroid Gland, The	R. M.	[93]
Timbuctoo.—Part I.	W. M. Thackeray	[183]
To an Importunate Host		[158]
To Julia Under Lock and Key	Owen Seaman	[27]
Toothache		[19]
Topside Galah!		[122]
To the Stall-Holders at a Fancy Fair	W. S. Gilbert	[21]
Turtle Soup	Lewis Carroll	[329]
'T was Ever Thus	Henry S. Leigh	[81]
'T was Ever Thus		[77]
Up the Spout	A. C. Swinburne	[215]
Village Choir, The		[159]
Voice of the Lobster, The	Lewis Carroll	[42]
Vulture and the Husbandman, The	A. C Hilton	[265]
Waggawocky	Shirley Brooks	[264]
What Troubled Poe's Raven	John Bennett	[139]
When Lovely Woman	Phœbe Cary	[44]
Whist-Player's Soliloquy, The	Carolyn Wells	[23]
Willow-Tree, The	W. M. Thackeray	[188]
Ye Clerke of Ye Wethere		[14]
Young Lochinvar		[58]
Yule-Tide Parody, A		[103]

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INDEX OF AUTHORS

Allen, Philip F.
The Horse and His Master	[136]
Aytoun, William
The Laureate's Tourney	[105]
The Biter Bit	[161]
The Laureate	[163]
The Lay of the Lovelorn	[165]
Bacon, Josephine Daskam
An Omar for Ladies	[5]
Barham, R. Harris
Not a Sou Had He Got	[89]
Bede, Cuthbert
In Immemoriam	[174]
Bennett, John
What Troubled Poe's Raven	[139]
Boynton, H. W.
The Golfer's Rubaiyat	[3]
Brooks, Shirley
A Dreary Song	[20]
Waggawocky	[264]
Bunner, Henry Cuyler
Imitation	[96]
Behold the Deeds!	[319]
Home Sweet Home with Variations	[334]
Burdette, Robert J.
"Songs Without Words"	[327]
Cable, George Washington
The New Arrival	[72]
Calverley, Charles S.
Striking	[64]
Disaster	[79]
In the Gloaming	[116]
Of Friendship	[185]
Of Reading	[186]
The Cock and the Bull	[195]
Ballad	[253]
Lovers, and a Reflection	[259]
Canning, George
The Elderly Gentleman	[328]
Carman, Bliss
A Staccato to O Le Lupe	[200]
Carroll, Lewis
The Voice of the Lobster	[42]
The Crocodile	[43]
Father William	[67]
The Bat	[82]
The Lobster Quadrille	[114]
Atalanta in Camden-Town	[270]
The Manlet	[272]
Turtle Soup	[329]
Carryl, Guy Wetmore
A Ballad	[307]
Cary, Phœbe
When Lovely Woman	[44]
Jacob	[51]
John Thompson's Daughter	[73]
"There's a Bower of Bean-Vines"	[78]
The Marriage of Sir John Smith	[91]
I Remember, I Remember	[101]
"The Day is Done"	[126]
A Psalm of Life	[127]
Samuel Brown	[142]
Cavazza, Elizabeth
Modern Versification on Ancient Themes	[346]
Coleridge, Samuel Taylor
The House That Jack Built	[31]
Collins, Mortimer
If!	[274]
Cook, Rev. Joseph
Boston Nursery Rhymes	[32]
Deane, Anthony C.
An Ode	[237]
Bo-Peep	[294]
Imitation	[296]
The Three Mice	[304]
Jack and Jill	[309]
Little Jack Horner	[315]
The Cult of the Celtic	[317]
Doveton, F. P.
Some Day	[329]
Duan, Jon
The Rout of Belgravia	[84]
Fanshawe, Catherine M.
Fragment in Imitation of Wordsworth	[52]
Gilbert, W. S.
To the Stall-Holders at a Fancy Fair	[21]
Henley, W. E.
Culture in the Slums	[322]
Herford, Oliver
Song	[27]
A Song of a Heart	[33]
Godiva	[177]
Hilton, A. C.
The Heathen Pass-ee	[286]
The Vulture and the Husbandman	[265]
Hood, Tom, Jr.
The Tea	[82]
The Cannibal Flea	[145]
Huntley, Stanley
Annabel Lee	[147]
Johnson, Hilda
The Legend of Realism	[313]
Jonson, Ben
Answer to Master Wither's Song, "Shall I, Wasting in Despair?"	[25]
Judy
Sarah's Halls	[80]
The Bells	[148]
Imitation of Walt Whitman	[221]
Remember	[263]
Keats, John
A Portrait	[15]
King, Ben
How Often	[129]
If I Should Die To-Night	[331]
Kipling, Rudyard
Jane Smith	[54]
Commonplaces	[97]
The Flight of the Bucket	[206]
The Jam-Pot	[210]
Estunt the Griff	[235]
The Maid of the Meerschaum	[275]
Quaeritur	[277]
Lampton, W. J.
The New Version	[138]
Le Gallienne, Richard
A Melton Mowbray Pork-Pie	[278]
Leigh, Henry S.
Only Seven	[55]
'Twas Ever Thus	[81]
Loomis, Charles Battell
Propinquity Needed	[241]
Jack and Jill	[348]
Mackintosh, Newton
Lucy Lake	[57]
Masson, Tom
Desolation	[130]
Masterson, Kate
The Modern Rubaiyat	[7]
Maxwell, J. C.
Rigid Body Sings	[48]
Mayhew, Horace
Cockney Enigma on the Letter H	[49]
Minor, Tennyson
The Bather's Dirge	[155]
Moore, Augustus M.
A Ballade of Ballade-Mongers	[322]
Newell, Robert Henry
The Rejected "National Hymns"	[352]
Pain, Barry
A Theme with Variations	[356]
The Poets at Tea	[359]
Parke, Walter
Foam and Fangs	[278]
Planché, J. R.
Self-Evident	[104]
Pope, A.
The Domicile of John	[34]
Punch
The Aesthete to the Rose	[40]
The Birds and the Pheasant	[131]
The Goblin Goose	[150]
A Laureate's Log	[178]
A Maudle-in Ballad	[300]
Quiller-Couch, A. T.
Lady Jane	[69]
De Tea Fabula	[289]
Riley, James Whitcomb
Song	[22]
Sawyer, William
The Recognition	[180]
Seaman, Owen
Lines Written ("By Request") for a Dinner of the Omar Khayyam Club	[10]
To Julia Under Lock and Key	[27]
At the Sign of the Cock	[248]
A Song of Renunciation	[279]
Sherman, Frank Dempster
Mary and the Lamb	[37]
Stauffer, Frank H.
Three Little Fishers	[229]
Stephen, J. K.
A Grievance	[85]
Imitation of Robert Browning	[210]
The Last Ride Together	[212]
Imitation of Walt Whitman	[224]
Swift, Dean
A Love Song	[331]
Swinburne, Algernon Charles
The Higher Pantheism in a Nutshell	[180]
Up the Spout	[215]
The Poet and the Woodlouse	[224]
Nephelidia	[282]
Taylor, Bayard
Ode on a Jar of Pickles	[94]
Gwendoline	[118]
Hiram Hover	[133]
The Promissory Note	[143]
Sir Eggnogg	[175]
By the Sea	[203]
Angelo Orders His Dinner	[205]
Camerados	[220]
The Nettle	[231]
Hadramaut	[233]
The Cantelope	[243]
Cimabuella	[255]
The Shrimp-Gatherers	[261]
The Lay of Macaroni	[284]
Thackeray, W. M.
Timbuctoo.—Part I	[183]
The Willow-Tree	[188]
Old Fashioned Fun	[333]
Vail, Clara Warren
Bed During Exams	[298]
Waring, H. C.
Quite the Cheese	[302]
Webb, C. H.
The Lost Word	[246]
Wells, Carolyn
The Baby's Omar	[12]
The Whist-Player's Soliloquy	[23]
Oyster-Crabs	[41]
The Poster Girl	[257]
The Poets at a House-Party	[363]
Whiting, Lilian
The Three Poets	[230]
Wildgoose, Oscura
More Impressions	[299]
Wilkie, A. C.
An Old Song by New Singers	[368]

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