But the strait kind of life I leave to the rest.

And I profess now the courtly philosophy,

To crouch, to speak fair, myself I apply,

To feed the king’s humour with pleasant devices,

For which I am called Regius canis.

But wot ye who named me first the king’s dog?

It was the rogue Diogenes, that vile grunting hog.

Let him roll in his tub, to win a vain praise:

In the court pleasantly I will spend all my days;

Wherein what to do I am not to learn,