My name is Lob, and Hob my next neighbour.

Ambidexter.

Hob and Lob, ah ye country patches!

Ah ye fools! ye have made wrong matches;

Ye have spoken treason against the king’s grace:

For it I will accuse ye before his face;

Then for the same ye shall be martyr’d:

At the least ye shall be hang’d, drawn, and quartered.

Hob.

O gentleman, ye shall have two pear-pies, and tell not of me.