And when I come not at their call, I only thereby lose,

For I am sure to lack therefore a tithe-pig or a goose.

I warrant you, when truth is known, and told they have their tale,

The matter whereabout I come is not worth a half-pennyworth of ale:

Yet must I talk so sage and smooth, as though I were a gloser

But ere the year come at an end, I shall be sure the loser.

What work ye, Gammer Gurton? know here is your friend Doctor Rat.

Gammer. Ah! good master Doctor, 'ch a troubled, 'ch a troubled you, 'ch wot well that.

Doctor Rat. How do ye, woman? be ye lusty, or be ye not well at ease?