That, if hell should be raked even by and by indeed,
Such another couple cannot be found, I swear by my creed.
Go to, sirs, say on your whole minds,
And I shall paint you out in your right kinds.
First, Tom Tosspot, plead thou thy cause and thy name,
And I will sit in this chair, and give sentence on the same.
I will play the judge, and in this matter give judgment:
How say you, my masters, are you not so content?
Ralph. By my troth, for my part, thereto I do agree.
Tom. I were to blame, if any fault should be in me.