I swear by this day, if thou wilt this assay,

I will to thee be kind.

This is well brought to pass of me, I swear by the mass:

Some to hang, and other some to beg:

I would I had Balaam's ass to carry me, where I was;

How say you, little Meg?

Ralph Roister and Tom Tosspot, are now not worth a groat,

So well with them it is:

I would I had a pot, for now I am so hot,

By the mass, I must go piss.