I’VE always been told that I’m pretty

(And really I think so myself),

I’m accomplished, good-tempered, and witty,

And papa has got plenty of pelf.

My teeth, eyes, and curls, I won’t mention,

My shape, nor my delicate bloom;

But I’m sure I deserve the attention

Of “the handsomest man in the room.”

Yes, I know I deserve the attention,

Of the “handsomest man in the room.”