Thought I—“This is really too stupid!
Your good looks are very well known,
But you ought to know, Grenadier Cupid,
That I’d much rather hear of my own.”
Yet should he reform in this one thing
(Of which there are hopes, I presume),
We still may contrive to make something
Of the handsomest man in the room,
Yes, we still may contrive to make something
Of the handsomest man in the room.