Then of course there’s the obvious “wedlock”;

But that wasn’t it.

No! mine was a joke for the ages;

Full of intricate meaning and pith;

A feast for your scholars and sages—

How it would have rejoiced Sydney Smith!

’Tis such thoughts that ennoble a mortal;

And, singling him out from the herd,

Fling wide immortality’s portal—

But what was the word?