Could reel it off by yards together!

I wonder if—What’s that? A knock?

Is that you, James? Eh? What? God bless me!

How time has flown! It’s eight o’clock,

And here’s my fellow come to dress me.

Be quick, or I shall be the guest

Whom Lady Mary never pardons;

I trust you, James, to do your best

To save the soup at Grosvenor Gardens.

H. D. Traill.