And it does put you out
When a person says, “Oh!
I have known that old joke from my cradle!”
If your master is surly, from getting up early
(And tempers are short in the morning),
An inopportune joke is enough to provoke
Him to give you, at once, a month’s warning.
Then if you refrain, he is at you again,
For he likes to get value for money,
He’ll ask then and there, with an insolent stare,