I’d catch my darling on the sly,

And smother her with roses!

But should she clench her dimpled fists,

Or contradict her betters,

I’d manacle her tiny wrists

With dainty golden fetters.

And if she dared her lips to pout—

Like many pert young misses—

I’d wind my arm her waist about,

And punish her—with kisses!