With bland “Oh, yes,” and “Ah, I see,”—

Why, do it, if you like—so there!

It vindicates my theory

No woman’s wise as well as fair;

And yet . . . how clever you can be,

Dear, if you care!

E. H. Lacon Watson.

IN FOR IT

I ROSE betimes, and donned a suit

Of clothes, whose fit immaculate