She talked of algæ—she talked of sand—

And I thought: “Tobacco you cannot stand.”

She talked of the ocean-steamer’s speed—

And I yearned for a whiff of the wicked weed.

And at last I spoke, between fright and fret:

“Would you mind if I smoked a cigarette?”

She dropped her eyes on the ocean’s blue,

And said: “Would you mind if I smoked too?”

H. C. Bunner.

THE WAY TO ARCADY