And so his twibulations gwew,

Incweasing everwy day.

But he pwocured a narrow bwim,

Of verwy stylish set;

But bwave, bwave soul! he had to dwop

His pwecious cigawette.

But now when his whole suit confohmed

To fashion’s wegulation

For lack of cwackers, milk, and bwead,

He perwished of stahvation.