“Pardon me,” hastily interjected one of the unfortunate men who had been obliged to listen to the story, “but was that abyss yawning before you got there?”
After a lesson on digestion the teacher, anxious to know how much her instruction had been understood, questioned the class. The first answer was rather discouraging, as the girl called upon made this startling statement:
“Digestion begins in the mouth and ends in the big and little testament.”
It was the same teacher who received the following note:
“Pleas teacher do not tel Mary any more about her incides it makes her so proud.”
When Sam Jones was holding his meetings in Dallas, on one occasion he said: “There’s no such thing as a perfect man. Anybody present who has ever known a perfect man stand up.”
Nobody stood up.