“Vy, dot match.”
“Vat match?”
“De match I valked on.”
“Vell, I didn’t see no match; vat aboud it?”
“Vy, I valked on a match and it vent bang, and I said it vas not on de program.”
The other picked up his program and read it through very carefully. “I don’t see it on de program,” he said.
“Vell, I said it vas not on the program, didn’t I?”
“Vell, vat has it got to do mit de program, anyvay? Egsplain yourself.”