So loud o’er every egg, ’twould seem

The house must be on fire.

A turkey-cock, who ruled the walk,

A wiser bird, and older,

Could bear’t no more, so off did stalk

Right to the hen, and told her:

“Madam, that scream, I apprehend,

Does not affect the matter;

It surely helps the eggs no whit;

So, lay your egg—and done with it!