Will any paper match him? Yes, throughout,

He’s true sinking-paper, past all doubt.

The retail politician’s anxious thought

Deems this side always right, and that stark naught;

He foams with censure; with applause he raves—

A dupe to rumors, and a tool of knaves;

He’ll want no type his weakness to proclaim,

While such a thing as foolscap has a name.

The hasty gentleman, whose blood runs high,

Who picks a quarrel, if you step awry,