Niblo prepares my mutton-chop,

And Jennings makes my whiskey-punch.

When merry, I the hours amuse

By squibbing Bucktails, Guards, and Balls,

And when I’m troubled with the blues

Damn Clinton and abuse cards:

Then, Fortune, since I ask no prize,

At least preserve me from thy frown!

The man who don’t attempt to rise

’Twere cruelty to tumble down.